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MY LIFE MOMENT: ROACHS AND KIRK OUTS!

2008-11-14T03:16:00.000-08:00

Personally, I think it's just a matter of time before I end up getting fired for insubordination! Yesterday I felt HORRIBLE...stuffed up, sinus headache, achy and miserable from my previous craziness...

To make matters worse, the office bathroom smelled like raw sewage due to some crazy ass quirk of construction and waste in our old building. Anyhoo...maintenance came and solved the problem, BUT...the only problem was that the solvents and bleach that used caused the drain in bathroom to....WAIT FOR IT....barf up dead cockroaches!!!! Seven of them!!! WTF?!?!!? What is this...THE TEMPLE OF DOOM!!!!

Back to insubordination...I kinda kirked out and ended up flaming my boss in front of a couple of people! I'm sure the comment is going to make it back to him somehow, but I swear...I shouldn't know more than him! I am his assistant for Chrissakes!!!! Maybe it's just me but I firmly believe in hierarchy and order and when I know more than those above me, somethings wrong!

Although my palms remained a healthy red with some splotchy whiteness which apparently means good energy....taking up palmistry in my quest to become the next Beatrix Kiddo!

Speaking of which, I trained with the sword master last night. The lesson ended up being over an hour and a half....don't get me wrong I loved it. I'd like to believe that it ran over because I was getting the hang of stuff. I find it amazing that after all of this time, I'm just now starting to put together the elements and timing of handling a sword. There was a snafu with my hakama so that is forth coming....just need more time to practice and get better!

RE: Lindsay Lohan....LOVE her (and I might add her Ugly Betty episodes were like Mother's milk to me!), but LiLo....HONEY....you gotta WATCH what you say!!! Click here for the crazy, outdated sound bite SNAFU!

RE: SKII Air Touch I swear this Max Factor prestige product will be MINE!!! And it does not help that they used it on the leads in Twilight and appears to be renown for the fact that you do not need to set it once it binds to the skin and that it is waterproof! SOLD!!!! To the tune of $170 bucks!!!!

RE: Porn updates....totally got my porn on this morning! Adam came back to rousingly fuck Jason Dean at CD247 : This one was definitely hot....little Adam is a fuck machine BUT...I was tres disappointed over the rimming...look close y'all, Adam's tongue NEVER touches J's pink! WTF?!?!!?!? Like we're not gonna catch that! Meanwhile, hot red Jayce got pounded by Sebastien over at ChaosMen: Man I thought I LOVED getting fucked...SWEET!!! AND...and, you say, he takes a mouth shot! SCORE!

All right...hope there aren't any dead cockroaches at work today! Toodles....(man I'm gay!)

MY LIFE MOMENT: VETS, RENTS, AND PORN

2008-11-12T02:26:00.001-08:00

Ah...had yesterday off for Veteran's Day and I have to say that initially I thought that I would dread it because I had scheduled to help my parents pick up their new clearance sale La-Z Boy chair (and given that I forgot my Mom's b-day....it was the least I could do).

A supervisee of mine had got wind that I was reading Twilight and it seems that her friend had been recommending it for quite some time....so she buys the damn thing and reads it in one weekend, putting me to shame!!!! So I spent a couple hours proving to myself that I was an intellectual juggernaut and could read beyond a Curious George level....I'm actually halfway through the book!

I will tell you that with my advanced stage ADD, I had THIS on, playing in the background while I was reading....and let me tell you, since I'd never seen this before (yes, I collect porn and it tends to pile up WITHOUT a proper viewing...there's about 15 DVD's or so unopened on my shelf!) I was definitely entranced...lots of pissing and moaning. Hope the neighbors didn't mind the noise...especially since I got so worked up I went upstairs and had a healthy heart racing session with my TENS unit. And I definitely cranked up the volume on that one...could help screaming out loud! LOL!

So needless to say after that I fell into a post-orgasm coma for about two hours. The man came home and we got Wendy's (BACONATOR, BABY!!!!) and caught up on shows!

RE: True Blood....does anyone else think that Terry, the crazy war vet, is the killer or at least the one that attacked Sukie in the diner? Also, I HEART SAM....but are they using a body double...because at alternate points, the naked shots show a more bulbous ass than the actor seems to have? Would still take Bill though....YOWZA...can I crawl in the dirt and take a grudge fuck from you?!?!?! Work out those centuries of hate and frustration on MY ass....I guarantee you I'll be more fun than Wii Golf!

RE: Grey's Anatomy...I HATED how they wrote off Dr. Hahn last week (BTW Brooke Smith is a GREAT actress....she's come a long way from 'putting the lotion in the basket')! But I have to say...neat how they tied it into Deny's death and what not....BUT...WTF with Jeffrey Dean Morgan's one sentence cameo?!?!?! NOBODY PUTS JDM in a corner, Y'ALL!!!!

OMG...my favorite self sucking gay for pay possibly bi-sexual chunkstronaut AJAX over at Chaosmen has a vid up!!! YUMMY...gotta say this guy is definitely up my alley...or rather I'd like him to be up my alley!!! Then again it seems he's a bottom...

WHAT THE HELL WOULD TWO BOTTOMS DO?!?!?!!?

BTW...also took in Star Wars Clone Wars on blu-ray last night....MEH!!! Kinda for die-hards only....I doubt the film would really keep the interest of ANY of its key demographic (8 to 15 years olds and gamers). Oh well....

WTF? WHAT HAPPENED!?!?!?

2008-11-07T02:02:00.000-08:00

Ok...ok....I know....

What the hell happened to this blog? Well, maybe one day I will explain it, but basically I got really antsy about copyrights, copyright infringement, etc....and so this has now become a picture less BLOG! Any pics that will appear will be solely produced by me, your humble blog writer.

But since this was all a personal on-line journal anyway....

WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT: So I had sword lessons again last night and let me tell you...you have not lived until you've been beaten about the head and shoulders by a foam SWORD!!!! At any rate, it appears that I really do think too much...or rather it seems I'm telegraphing my body motions. Everytime I tried to hit my instructor he CLOCKED my ass! Even when I consciously tried to not telegraph my moves, he WHACKED me!

Mastering a weapon believe it or not is all about defense and I keep trying to hack through the air and kill some shit, but that's not what it's all about. When I can really focus and just let go, I can easily move the sword through the air. I've especially noticed that I am particularly tight or I tense up when I start to move and train. Swordmaster even pointed this out and made a horrific little imitation of what my body goes through. Incidentally I've been having weird back and upper scapular pain and it appears it comes from tensing up like a IRON NAIL and then trying to execute these sword moves. RELAX, GRASSHOPPER!!!

WHAT I'VE BEEN WORRIED ABOUT LATELY: You will all quickly realize that I am a HYPOCHONDRIAC!!! I recently test drove these two machines: the Rude Boy and Galan from Fun Factory! WOW...both were pretty amazing although I can say that I have yet to achieve the crazy super O everyone has been talking about with regards to prostate massage and the Rude Boy. So of course....after I vigorously work out with these things I start to fear I might have hurt myself. Down there. Again, being maniacal....both are made of incredibly soft and flexible sillicone (medical grade, odorless and stainless, easily sanitized), no sharp edges...I have no idea why I would be scared I tore something. Especially in the absence of any signs to that effect (stomach pains aside...low grade not worthy of ER trip...and TRUST Me...since I had my appendix out earlier this year I know about stomach pain!) Anyhoo....I highly recommend the toys!

WHAT HAS ME PISSED AT WORK: Me and the chief have the WORST communication gap EVER! He's always finding some time to disappear leaving me with all the shit...this includes trivial stuff and important chief decisional work that I would prefer NOT to have to make the decisions on. I know, I know..I should man up and just not worry so much. After all it pretty much is common knowledge that I run that office. But all the same, it's stressful for me and I'm starting to feel weird stomach pains. Regardless, the other day he comes to me and tells me about the fact that he will be gone for most of the day because of an engagement which HAD to have been planned or known about for at least a month and he didn't even bother to tell me about it until the last minute. You know there used to be a time where I was guilty about calling in sick (which I rarely do) and taking time off but NOW...fuck that! Most of the time at work I cannot help but complain and bitch! Great...I became the complainer!!!!

All right kids....my gaping bum and complaining aside...I am in the process of taking the pictures out of my blog...worked too hard to let all that fascinating writing go to waste....